Most of us have heard this terrible war cry before. For many of us, it is the proverbial thorn in the paw that is our sleep. Why then, make a website dedicated to the one responsible for our insomnia? The truth is, we don't know why. We're just paid (poorly) to build this site.
Anyway, thank you for pointing your browser to dashriprock.org. While this site will always be a work in progress, it is getting closer to looking respectable as you read this (as it grows closer and closer to "retro").
Be sure to check out the links page for some entertainment.